> Abacus

SHIRT BUTTONS WIRED - NOT TOMORROW - NOT NEXT WEEK - HOW ABOUT RITE NOW?

SHIRT BUTTONS WIRED — ONE OR 100 —
 Gift
idea — Customers - Relatives - Friends

 

 Information Below


 

 

 


 


1 or 64 Kit choices
Shirt Buttons Wired
   customers / friends / relatives  
X-mas GIFT!

  1 SEW KIT . . . . $ 174
$.09¢ each
 free     SHIP – MAIL  -
(same address) u.s.a.only

included in sew kit

SUPERB ABACUS CALCULATOR!- below
 CHECK % PROFIT

 

     • 4 FT WIRE
    
• INSTRUCTIONS
    
2 BUTTONS

   48” DISCOVERY WIRE
   9 PICTURE
COMIC READ • SAMPLE ABOVE
  
surprise
e la sopresa ¡Ay, caramba!

 

 
   It won’t break!
   Professor removed
     “hunt & peck” method.

     Enter numbers into
     white squares on calculator

     Abacus is/duz Magic!

     just a country boy offering help –

Note: NOT a PayPal member?
 No Problem. After clicking Buy Now, scroll to bottom of PayPal screen.
click . . 
Pay with your debit or credit card as a PayPal Guest.

click Buy Now Button 1 – 64 multiples of single kits.
Shirt Buttons Wired

                                     follow BLACK arrows
                           scroll down to Fund Raising
ph: 608-222-3838
ask for Pete or leave msg.

 

 

Great gift for all who have
NO DESIRE to thread a needle

what’s included . . .
 • Self Sealing – mailing envelope
inserts for env.4FT Discovery Wire • Buttons • Picture size Graphic –
How to attach Buttons using “DISCOVERY WIRE

 

Cut — length =’s 19 buttons “attached” onto shirts! $=1.74
ONLY $.09¢ a button
Shirt Laundry’s = $4.00 - $5.00/button = $76.00 to $95.00
Ur’ choice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eMail - enter subj: Fund Raising
 batmanpete@gmail.com

FREE
SHIPPING • PRIORITY MAIL • U.S.P.S. 
(same address)
u.s.a. only  

                                          

 

 

Shirt Buttons Wired is created for millions of people that DO NOT have access to nor  own sewing needle and thread however have need to replace missing buttons onto shirt(s) @ a reasonable cost.
 

There are multitudes of people that cannot see/locate sewing needle “eye” where thread is inserted due to poor eyesight.       I’m one of them.

                                               I designed this item for ME
                               NOW offering for purchase, to YOU!

It’s become increasingly “quaint” again, reattaching buttons, as everyone is trying to make the most of their clothing budget.

No reason to buy new when you have clothing like shirts that need one or more buttons replaced.

Shirt laundering/ironing services charge $4 – $7 attaching one  button. Major profit center.

Shirt Buttons Wired sew kits contain 48” of Discovery Wire. Plus 2 buttons.

Cutting wire into 2.5” lengths =’s 19 button wire twists.
ONLY $.09
¢a button. Plus U get picture instructions – newspaper comic strip size –
= easy reading – “how to do it.”

Shirt Buttons Wired kits can be tossed into a vehicle, sea bag, backpack, tackle box, golf bag, suitcase, lunch pail, purse or bike bag.

Could be ur’ deer gun case where you stashed clean
socks that you never found last year @ deer camp.

    p.s. – this year remember —
    open
    the gun case!
     

 professor’s Abacus used for
 Fund Raising calculations. . . .

 enter numbers in white squares . .                
 “Kit Sell Pricemust exceed “cost ea. by $ .01 cent.
 
• Note: Use TAB key = advance to next white box.
 • 1 – 64 Kits – Use “Buy Now Button” located at top-right
   side of screen.
 • click eMail link below calculator for more assistance.
                                                     

“Lassoing button to shirt”
 

. . . routine goes like this:

Yur’ shirt lost button(s)?

1. The big hunt begins for a miss-placed sewing needle
plus 4 ft. of thread.
      
[. . . just like lookin’ for needle in haystack . . .]
mmm(Admit it . . . Ua’ never owned any above items –
mmmand “not in anyway” want to complicate things
mmmin ur’ present life!)

2. Get one end of thread thru needle “eye” is YOUR next major project.

3. Grasp both loose ends of thread and knot ‘em together.
[square, overhand, bowlin, slip knots – Ur’ choice.]

4. Push/pull needle (inside shirt button flap) up thru flap where button
will be located.

5. Poke needle thru one hole of 2 hole button, slide button down to cloth.

6. “Needle” back down thru 2nd empty button hole.

— to be continued

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Desired Profit $
Kit Sell Price $ (kit cost $1.74 each)
Sales Members   
Sales Per member    ~ ±
Sew Kits Required   
% profit   
 

Questions/Orders? >  BatManPete@gmail.com

 

2012

Life of a button

New Shirt
New Buttons
same   ole’  story !.

Pembine, WiNovember, 2010

Every year, the third week of November, a large magnet is energized by the Wis. Dept. of Natural Resources that seems to draw approximately 600,000 hunters into Wisconsin’s woods at various times –  during “THE Annual Deer Hunt.”

Some participants lodge at Posh Resorts & motels. Others have their favorite hideaway they’ve been using for 70 + years. Sometimes three, four & sometimes five generations of families and friends meet once a year at these cabins for the annual deer hunt.

I know of one individual, PK, who  hasn’t shot a deer in 55 years. His 30-30 rifle was pilfered from back of truck in 1973. Just hasn’t gotten around to buying another American Made  30-30 lever action open site Winchester.

However he likes doing dishes, cutting fire wood plus creating flavorsome chili.

His favorite grilled steaks are smoked and gently burned with pine cones, needles plus pine bows soaked 5 hrs. in water. He’s never had a complaint in 55 years. “Hearty eating” is what he declares.

No compressed chunks of sawdust- [Kingsford, Mi. product]- soaked with diesel fuel and painted black – [charcoal] - or the “pure” diesel fuel oil from a tin can called “starting fluid.” It mite help facilitate painless bowel movements, however provides nothing for taste, especially when you belch a couple times!

All eager eaters have smiles on their face when finished eating.

November — 2010 I met up with a young “first time deer hunter” JL who had just purchased a Flourescent Orange Deer Hunting shirt in Green Bay, Wi. on his travels north from city of Milwaukee. He and another member of the group left early the next a.m. (Friday) for a look/see what was happening in the northern forests of Wisconsin  where they would hold an early Saturday a.m. "watch vigil" ‘till they couldn’t stand the cold weather any longer, got bored, fell asleep or seldom were fortunate to harvest a four legged animal, brownish 2” fur, 45 to 200 lbs., size of German Shepherd dog [woof . . woof] or yearling heifer (cow) [mooo] some with antlers (horns), some with “bald heads” - referred to as “Bambi” or “Bambette.” [What Santa Claus uses to fly around the world delivering presents – Dec. 24 th – every year.]

Returning from the look/see on Friday p.m. JL was quite upset when he noticed that two of six buttons on his newly purchased shirt, [Fleet Farm store, Green Bay, Wi.] used  four hours, one button hanging by three threads – the other by one thread – both about to fall off.

Not a needle or thread existed in this 100+ years old of yore cabin [frontier farm house.] I don’t think anyone present knew how or wanted to learn how to thread a needle let alone do the push/pull – up/down thru button holes and cloth with a three foot length of double stranded threads.

After listening to JL’s  vociferations for 5 minutes I handed him a knife and suggested he cut all six buttons off shirt while I go out to truck and retrieve length of
DISCOVERY WIRE.

Upon returning JL is sitting - just staring at his “4 hour old” shirt with 1 button hanging on one thread and other by three threads.

I tossed wire onto table and said this is how we’ll fix ur’ buttons.

JL had choice words about button wire
that will  NOT appear here.

He cut 6 buttons off shirt immediately.

I attached the first (top) button. JL did same for #2 which took 12 minutes. Then did the next four in 15 minutes.

Wasn’t any doubt in JL’s and a couple other minds. This is the only way to attach buttons onto shirts.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MORE . .  .
LATER

Yarder Operator
logger – merchandiser
trades
ONE

 
SHIRT BUTTON WIRED kit
for
 ONE
bottle of beer —
Saloon of
Choice !

––––––––––
Recently purchased
fourth order
80 days = 250 kits

“I’ll carry  more kits on travels”
 – Northern Wisconsin –
 

Create Fund
Raising Artisans!

Community groups have pursued Fund Raising Events for many years offering popcorn, cookies, writing pens, bracelets, caramel covered apples etc.
  This might be the year for a change of commodity offered. A quaint, plus very functional item that performs a lasting effect allowing millions of persons to help themselves reattach 19 buttons for less than $ .20 cents each.


Questions?

  
SHIRT
        
BUTTONS
                  
WIRED

View Fifty-nine second movie at top of  page.
  or click e-Mail link – below

batmanpete@gmail.com
enter subj:.
     Fund Raising

Users –
Fishing Persons
Hunters
Steam Fitters
Grave Diggers
Fishing Guides
Guide Dog Trainers
Carpenters
Camping
Iron Workers
Crane Operator
Doctors
Computer Techs
Postal Delivery
Librarian
H-R Counselor
Truck Driver
Cement Finisher
Pizza Shops
Knights of the Open Road
Homeless
Riders of the Open Road
Bums
Roofer
Prison Inmates


feed back . . .
 
110 Sew Kits –
Haven’t lost any buttons in two years. Other persons I know who  have this sew kit – NO problems with buttons

EXCEPT ONE – me!
“Dog chewed shirt button off, however, wire did not break!.

Computer Consultant
U. S. Postal System –
Eight shirts with one
or more buttons
missing due
to laundry
operations.
––––––
All shirts back
 in circulation.


Singles —

HUGE market — Twenty – forty-five years old.

Never have/had time to learn how to thread a needle.

Too busy “texting”, playing / watching TV sports . . . or ??
 

MORE . .  .
LATER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

train Artisans to become
        
Sales Team!
Day one
First day classroom training = 1 hr. reviewing instruction and attaching button(s) to shirt, vest or sash.
Picture instructions. incl. w/sew kit.

then
Why not expand artisans education just a bit more
and do role playing ?
 



Day two
Second day 1.5 hrs. One on one buyer/seller training.


Over night participants
have time to contemplate questions/answers
while role playing

 

All members and camp counselors  participate – sales / buyer roles

 

REAL TIME
experience for all –
they’ll never forget!



Organization committed to
2012 Fund Raising?
No Problem.
Think 2013


. . a quaint,
original idea.
these days.

. . . new generation won’t have to seek out older generation to solve everyday dilemmas.
. . .
loose or
lost button

can be large concern.

Camp staff will be
remembered
forever.

 

 

MORE . .  .
LATER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.


REAL World
comments by  —
shirt laundry users
 


. . .and the
   main point

can anyone recommend a place close to 5th Ave and  3rd St. that does reliable cleaning and pressing of men's dress shirts,
without destroying
the buttons . . .


shouldn't be too much to ask.
 

.

. . . buttons  were  strewn
 on opposite
 sides of the  floor.
 They never
 offered to even
 sew them back on
. . .

.

.



. . . we cannot be responsible for shrinkage,
stains,
fade,
discoloration,
lost buttons,
or any
damage resulting
from the
     laundry
process
. . .



 

.

. . . 2nd Rate store.
Wow ...I was told NY
was such a
 hip/cutting edge town. .
nope!

.


. . . it's
 their iron
presses

 They are either careless when they use them
or they're old and
 need new padding.
 

MORE . .  .
LATER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dated 011212 •                                                     • Any and all other material herein is protected by Copyright © 1990 – 2012– Data Conversion